The producers of the Best Guaranteed Bullshit Out There*tm tackle the 2014 Oscars, airing this Sunday March 2.
Despite having seen a sample size of less than 13% of the films, 2Guys are confident that they can deliver the goods. Listen here at the hilarity of 2Guys trying to muster some confidence to predicting even technical Oscars of which they know very little of: 2Guys on the Oscars 2014.
Have some fun and make your own predictions! Remember predicting the Academy is an art, not a science. There’s no rhyme or reason and often times you’re left shaking your head. Which is precisely why you need 2Guys thorough and wacky analysis of the whole endeavor as you make your predictions. Enjoy!
The world lost a tremendous beacon of the arts recently in Philip Seymour Hoffman and 2Guys pay their tribute here: 2Guys Tribute to PSH. He will be missed; chances are more likely than not that you have seen him in a number of diverse films, or if you were lucky, caught him in theater.
Listen as we also discuss the vice that took his life, including analysis into drug addiction, recovery and prevention. In light of all the bright stars we’ve lost to drugs, particularly opioids, we may dedicate a pod to just that topic in the near future.
Though a bit somber in mood, 2Guys still gives you the Guaranteed Best Bullshit Out There*tm, remembering the positive acclaim Mr. Hoffman received throughout his incredible career rather than focusing exclusively on his loss. The man was a work horse, both in film and theater, and his Oscar for Capote is only one of a number of accolades he accumulated throughout the years.
Because of this-his incredible amount of output-both 2Guys have films Mr. Hoffman starred in which they have not seen. We have made a vow to watch the films we missed and in doing so once again appreciate the genius that was Philip Seymour Hoffman.
We hope you choose to remember his passing in the same way: head over to IMDB.com, check out his filmography and sit back and enjoy the spectacle of one of the most talented actors of our generation.
The ultimate hipster comedy of our time returns for its third season. Lena Dunham and crew lighten up the mood, at least initially, after a bleak Season 2.
Listen here as 2Guys rant and rave about the new season: Guys on ‘Girls’ – Season 3 E1-4 Recap.
We discuss the nature of Adam and Hannah’s evolving relationship after last season’s cheesy season finale, catch up with Shoshana and her new sexual freedom, find Jessa stirring trouble in rehab, and Ray is well, just Ray. And then there’s Marnie; she’s still reeling from her breakup with Charlie and a music video they shot together isn’t making things any easier.
We cover 4 episodes in about an hour so you’re getting about 15 minutes of the Guaranteed Best Bullshit Out There*tm per episode.
Other notable moments include what we call the “stand alone” episodes that take place outside the usual orbit of Manhattan and Brooklyn as Adam, Shosh, and Hannah travel to the furthest rehab facility possible to pick up Jessa. We meet Adam’s sister and then things get a bit dark again. We discover Hannah may be quite callous emotionally as she shows no empathy when her editor dies and she is once again consumed about what will happen to her book.
A merry stroll in a cemetery concludes Episode 4 and 2Guys are left wondering whether the rest of the season will be a stroll in the park or continue with a touch of the macabre.
We don’t know who exactly the Hollywood Foreign press is, but we do know that they allow booze for the stars making for a usually very entertaining affair.
It may be our favorite of all the award shows. It’s also mammoth in scale, including both film (which it splits between comedy and drama) and TV.
Listen here: 2 Guys on the 2014 Golden Globes as we make predictions on who will win the shiny statuettes .
Disclaimer: we have watched less than 15% of all the nominees. This has no impact on our award winning Guaranteed Best Bullshit Out There*tm. On the contrary, it helps us.
Have some fun trying to predict the winners then see how many you get right at this Sunday’s award show!
We’re right back where we started. Guys on Girls. Right on the heels of the new year we return to cover Season 2 of HBO’s groundbreaking, quirky series, Girls.
2Guys give their hilarious observations of Girls right before the show kicks off it’s third season this Sunday January 12th.
Listen to the Best Guaranteed Bullshit Out There*tm as we riff on the second season of HBO’s Girls here: 2 Guys on ‘Girls’ – Season 2 Recap.
Join 2Guys1mic as we say goodbye to 2013 in our latest podcast 2 Guys Say Au Revoir to 2013.
The last podcast of the year finds 2guys discussing our favorite music, films, TV shows, quotes, entertainment stories, current events, and sport highlights of 2013—you name it, we talked about it.
Listen as we bullshit our way out of 2013 and into 2014. And remember our bullshit comes with a lifetime guarantee as the best bullshit out there*tm.
Happy New Years listeners! Thank you for your continued support!
Listen to our latest podcast, a special fireplace edition of the Guaranteed Best Bullshit Out There*tm here: 2 Guys Holiday Spirit Edition.
We’ve been naughty and nice so we’re not sure what Santa’s going to leave us, but Garcia is hoping for some hot sex in Lars von Trier’s upcoming film Nymphomaniac. Check out the very NSFW trailer here: http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Nymphomaniac-Trailer-Definition-NSFW-40414.html. There’s full frontal female genitalia in the first shot and actual oral sex being performed. Yet somehow this is an “art” movie. Go figure.
We also discussed some of our favorite Holiday commercials including one with Mike Tyson returning Evander Holyfield’s ear and other hilarious happenings. Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqSnozW9IJM.
Ethnic Holiday traditions are also mentioned, with McGeary showing a keen interest in the Cuban style pig roast. Too bad Garcia is a pussy cat and can’t handle slitting the pig’s throat. As a result he has been banned from this Holiday Tradition by his family. He is crying as you read this.
Finally keep an eye and ear out for our end of the year podcast coming to you next week right before Christmas. We’ll touch upon our favorite happenings of the year.
So even if you’ve been naughty and are expecting some coal from Santa you can turn to 2Guys for a stinkin’ pile of BS. Guaranteed. Best out there*tm. Trust us, it will distract you from the coal/cold.
In today’s modern world all you hear about is how much time people spend obsessively eyeing their smart phones, disregarding what’s right there directly in front of them.
But there are still notable occasions where the masses get together for a merry time to be had by all. Listen to our 2 Guys on Concerts & Consoles to discuss two recent events in this vein.
Up first is an extensive discussion of Kanye West’s concert in support of his Yeesuz tour. As you can tell from his extensive use of masks, the concert provided a spectacle for attendees—to say the least. Listen as McGeary gives us a run down of the concert, discusses how this album is Kanye’s “fuck you” album to his fans, and shares a random positive review by Lou Reed of Velvet Underground fame: http://thetalkhouse.com/reviews/view/lou-reed. RIP LOU.
Also discussed was Kanye’s Bound 2 video and more importantly a spoof by James Franco and Seth Rogen that you can enjoy here: http://www.thesuperficial.com/james-franco-seth-rogen-bound-3-11-2013.
Garcia on the other hand was standing with hundreds of other nerds waiting in the cold for “the next generation”. The release of the PS4 and the Xbox One were a spectacle in their own right, though Garcia has come clean and reminded us that he was not waiting in the cold as he lives in Florida. Still, he gives us a brief glimpse into the mind of a hardcore gamer and discusses just how different gamers are in person versus online where the competition is such that gamers come across as unforgiving lunatics.
Together these two events show that despite our continued internalization as a result of modern technology there are still events that draw us together bringing out the “human” in people.
And that’s where we come in. All it takes is a glimpse of humanity for 2guys to find a hidden gem of bullshit. The Guaranteed Best BullShit Out There*tm!
The Guaranteed Best BS Out There*tm takes on three vices: sex, coffee, and cannabis. Listen here: 2 Guys – Condoms, Coffee, and Cannabis.
The condoms have you, um, covered on the sex thing but we have plenty to say on finding the elusive “Holy Grail” of coffee. The perfect cup, with the properties of everlasting life and the stamina of Viagra. Where can it be found? And if you find it should you share?
We also discuss recent relevant news surrounding cannabis as more Americans seem to be of the opinion that the evil “weed” should not be defined at its core as a Schedule I drug with no redeeming medicinal properties and instead try to find a middle ground between full out legalization for recreational purposes and more modest medicinal grounds.
The tides are changing and 2Guys are all over the new movement of cannabis enlightenment. For those wondering, no, we do not use any mind altering substances during our podcasts. We take our bullshit seriously.
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After a terrific start the Bridge faltered toward the end. Somehow it was able to pick up steam despite a potentially season ending reveal with two episodes left. If you’re naive you would think this little burst of steam was the reason for the show’s renewal.
But we believe there was another, more important factor at work: we take full credit for the fact that the Bridge has been renewed for another season. Seriously. Who else was wasting their precious bullshit time to analyze the bullshit going on between Juarez and El Paso? That’s right! Yours truly, 2Guys1Mic.
Listen here 2 Guys on the Bridge – The Finale as we give the Bridge’s first season its official grade, discuss what we liked and didn’t like about the show catching “the killer” with 2 episodes left, what’s promising for next season, as well as pointing out some stinking bullshit that we were forced to swallow.
In terms of efficiency folks, this is it. Four episodes extracted, distilled, and poured in a little over a half hour.
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